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Oracle
01:58
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v1.
back once again in my oversize glasses
headset locked on straight to hackin
long red hair, kicked back relaxin
tetris shirt, all pieces matchin
runnin these streets by pushin these keys
packets attack in lightning speed
passwords crackin, whippin like cream
ali baba's back bitch, 40 thieves
don't front badass at the back of the team
level up, ding gratz, navigate supreme
analyze, last surprise, so weak in the knees
back up in the skies, necronomicon beam
no trash mob slob can step to me
cuz medjed's dead, shit's so last week
i skip no trace, jump rope with ease
hopscotch hotsauce on ya bot armies
ch.
i can ya take heart
without takin a step
outside of my room
cause i'm fresh to death
v2.
internets goin nuts for jokes, huh?
that's how you know I roll wit joker
hacks so deep, ichiban broker
don't go outside 'cause that's a no sir
back from the dead, i'm a blast from the blast
like a bolt from the blue, i'm a take off my mask
i'm a ghost, i'm a phantom, kickin some ass
i'm a rise from my room, from my tomb, bring it back
i cut 'em no slack, run a tight ship
stats so stacked o.p. wit drip
crew so racked and well equipped
that heads get turned and tables flipped
heads will roll cause stakes is high
so exit trolls this is goodbye
i'm free as a bird, i'm a give 'em the slip
i'm a make like tree, lettuce leaf, i'm a dip
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2. |
Rotary Club Dating Sim
02:44
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v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)
Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)
Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up the sack
(GET HARD)
Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood
ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it
v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)
Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)
Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)
Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed
Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.
NPC:
Hey Main Character!
MC:
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!
NPC:
What are you going to be up today?
MC:
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!
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ch.
bury me with all my shit
don't want you to have it
v.
to whomever it may concern
no concern of mine
bury me with all my shit
leave no trace behind
holiday, a castaway,
murder and a suicide
heaven knows carusoe goes
on friday nights for homicide
someone get some just rewards
wilson ever get ahead
willpower makes you fucking bored
boredom makes you more depressed
just a desert, just desserts
guess what you deserve?
deserted and you know the worst
deserted with a kilo hurts
shallac a thousand blackest nights
stranger stranded on the sand
shiv 'em, shank 'em, saw, a knife
strangle 'em with my two hands
this little note, uhh
I hope it float, uhh
just like a body baby
just like a boat, uhh
and if it sinks, yeah
then burn a witch, uhh
or just another
motherfuckin' evil bitch, so
don't call the cops, no
call no police, yeah
don't go send out, no
no SOS, uhh
just bury me, yeah
with all my shit, uhh
and all I got
my last request
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ch.
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
It's Monopoly but I got property
[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
Got some grass and trees
It's Monopoly but I got property
[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotchu
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
You got me
v1.
[Nursehella]
It's no Park Place but there's a place to park
I get drunk in the driveway before it gets dark
[Ultraklystron]
Chop wood got the flames a blaze
Creosote log clearin' out chimney ways
[Nursehella]
Imma write on the walls, imma hang on my balls
Imma run around stupid when I stomp down the halls
[Ultraklystron]
I got the taxes filed, discounts piled
Stackin' write offs while the neighbors smile
[Beefy]
got debt, credit card is maxed
Suddenly, who gives a shit bout tax
[Beefy & ultraklystron]
(ME!)
[Beefy]
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
To run the, washer dryer and the vacuum - I thank you
I don't wanna say that youtube a savior
But on my trimmer I can change the fuel lines and the carburetor now
Put in cameras and a fake sign up for safegaurd
Husqvarna, none other, no shit this is my yard
(ch.)
v2.
[Beefy]
Used to. Have a. Wooden. Deck in. My back. Yard bitch.
Then I. Tore it. Down with. My bare. Fuckin. Hands. Shit.
Not gonna overcharge me
Nobody stronger than beef
Got sawzaw and I'm cutting it raw and I
Rip it apart now it's so fuckin clean
[Ultraklystron]
I got the saw in the basement
Branches dunno what they're facin'!
[Nursehella]
I got the heat gun it's blastin'
I fuckin' melted this plastic, PLAOW!
[Ultraklystron]
Grindin' the yard rototiller
Grubs do not it's a killer!
[Nursehella]
We gonna rip up the yard and
Now I be plantin' a garden!
[Ultraklystron]
Been chillin with back hoe,
I'm like "weeds get out my way!"
[Nursehella]
Been chillin' with a kink hose
Be like "bitch just fuckin' spray," BRRAOW!
[Ultraklystron]
Gettin' equity with amenities
sleepin' restfully
Better credit please,
payin' flexibly, huh??!
[Nursehella]
On a wifey lifey,
in a kitchen with a knifey
Do a lil net n' skypey,
gotta mortgage and it's hyphy!
[Beefy]
With all the debt that we collecting
I'll be honest I be sweating
If we left then I'd be missin
All the freedom I've been getting
But yo frankly I've been freatin
Every other single second
That fate wanna teach a lesson
Chaos wanna catch me slippin ha
I'm only one bad day away
From not being able to play
Aeration was scheduled today
Yes I got hose and I'm makin em spray
outro.
[Ultraklystron]
Who's that yard? Who's it is?
[Nursehella]
I kill all ya dogs who be doin' they biz!
[Ultraklystron]
Three bedrooms and we fill the closets!
[Nursehella]
Draw on every wall, imma fuckin' artist!
[Ultraklystron]
The home office get remote deposits!
[Nursehella]
Watch me work imma caulk these faucets!
[Ultraklystron]
Landscape with Japanese maples, son!
[Nursehella]
Thot Team blast you with a staple gun!
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5. |
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intro.
Dear Nursehella,
Oh! Wait, I meant Nunchuck Bitch!
Aw, fucked that one up!
Uh, yeah, I'm not the same person...
...as I was before.
ch.
I'm basically a master
Cause I mastered the basics
And I debated the bastards
And masterbate in their faces
v1. (nursehella)
(yeah)
I ain't here to make enemies
I ain't here to make friends
I'm just here to make money (cha-ching)
Like my dad always said
You keep your shit on the low
Don't ask and don't tell
The basis is need to know
So you look out for yourself
Note to self: acquire wealth,
Keep your bitch on the shelf,
Trade happiness for dreams
Trade fame for mental health
An' I'm a a glass of molasses
Half empty, half jackass
You're a handful of assholes
With the rose tinted glasses
You put your bros before hoes
And yr chicks before dicks
You put your mother before others
Yes, you best remember this
Take the best, leave the rest
Fuck the gun, leave the cannole (Nolely!)
If the best is yet to come
I'm a save it like a goalie
I'm a right the wrongs I left
My mistakes are my perfection
I'm a move on to the next
Still respectin' my depressions
Cause I once was Under Pressure, boyee
Now it ain't a thing
Like Ice, I'm not the same
I got that lil bitty ting (tiss!)
(ch.)
v2. (ultraklystron)
so I'm not chasin' vectors: algorithmic forgetter
true thematic defector, deflectin' stackin' the cheddar
no good for search engine AI hallucination
makin' upsettin' moves try to build new sensations
feel depression when I try to aim at same locations
imitation ain't motivation for this side vocation
I ain't tryin' to choke out words like verb intubation
if it's work to keep it nerd, then I'll swerve that relation
it's all for the sake of maintainin' free creation
inspiration straight to unchained association
every action impulse, never heeding patience
always on my grind, even when on vacations
can't fade it for real the boxes can't hold the designs
ain't made it until there's toxic ex-stans in replies
all hatred will feel ratios, drowned by the tide
radiated from radios, as clowns go to die
post script.
Yeah, you never eat
a fuckin' hamburger with onions
before you bout ta fuckin' do a rap!
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Nursehella Vancouver, British Columbia
Bonafide bad bitch Hella spits hard and dirty; flowing brainiac wordplay that is unapologetically offensive. Influences include Kool Keith, Princess Superstar, Missy, ODB, OFWGKTA, Gorillaz, Big L and Nirvana.
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