Thot Team Epic

by Nursehella

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Renophaston This is Nursehella at her best: challenged, confident, and enthused. I like Second Coming, but I LOVE this EP or whatever. A very pleasant surprise release! Favorite track: Sarah Palin.
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Shawn Hill YES!!! Been waiting and hoping Nursehella wasn't done dropping tracks and this did not disappoint! This literally made my day today :D ! Favorite track: Back At It Again.
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1.
hook. Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme Doin’ donuts when I these twist this memes Drive a hoe nuts with my dope flow Cruller when I cut with the dough, tho verse one. Never been one for the krispy kremes Never follow trends I miss these memes Internet fucks got the internet fucked My profile low but never once ducked Never once sucked, better twice dipped Dunkin deez nuts hoe, back-kickflips Get loop, get a clip, get repeat Get my glazed honey dip; she a freak B But they want the virals with they dicks out Coulda lived on Harambe but I dipped out Chump-pansies just phallically trained Errbody goin on galaxy brain But ain’t nobody got time for that Bitch don’t wanna spit rhymes for that Ah fuck you can’t believe I done this Guess this means I fuckin’ won this verse two. But I really ain’t chasing this meme world Drop out the race; not an e-girl Could clout chase like a VCSO thot But I rather eat a Nabisco box Rick rolled past me so I’m givin’ it up If you want Astley never givin’ a fuck Could drip it on twitter but don’t speak To ya tweety-bird bitch-bitter/ in-cliques Corporate memes?? silence brand!!! Lead pipe dream for a violent plan You’re like “time-out, where’s the beef?” Real shit I sleep cuz where’s the fleek Y’all shits weak, I’mma head out Told y’all I’m not about clout Just spit shit to bust some minds Bitch backflip smash signs-on vine
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verse one. tryin’ to hide your embarrassment cause ya can’t follow the narrative that’s cause you can’t shake the sedatives you ain’t escapin’ my residence there won’t be no fuckin’ evidence there won’t be no fuckin’ hesitance this ain’t no psycho suspense this psycho ain’t gon’ repent now you awake and restrained i got the saw with the chains i let it loose on your brain nerve endins burnin’ with pain you say it’s moreso the torso i say behead her the better beggin' for life and for death love fuckin' making a mess hook. r.i.p. in pieces rip it all to pieces time to meet ya reaper stalker and a creeper verse two. thought that you wanted the smoke that’s fuckin' all that you wrote didn’t expect my reply said you was ready to die shoulda just said from the start that I’d be takin’ ya heart now getting under ya skin bitch I be crackin’ ya shins now that you actually here bitch you be showin’ ya fear fuckin’ ignorin’ objections get ready for vivisection get ready for those injections i’m ready for those dissections you scream but there’s no escape blood is the last thing you taste
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03:00
hook. I’m with Sarah Palin / abusing inhalants I’m cruisin’ the pavement / let’s flip Kato Kaelin (x2) Endless, nameless / I’m gonna deface this (x4) verse two. a horse is a horse’n / unless it's a hearse’n abortions not orphans / oppression’s a curse’n a curtsy's a curtain / the nurse is observin’ the curses in cursive / absurd and uncertain got mountains of porpoise / got fountains of purpose got portions of Porsches / got countless desserts in I’m countin’ my blessins’ / I’m doubtin’ I’m worthless I’m drownin’ and dressed in / depression and nervous I’m endless and nameless / you’re internet famous I’m out for aggression / my nemesis? lameness some Blair Witch don’t care bitch / some cunt up and coming some come in your hair bitch / ya sluts’ll come running so fuckin’ come ruin this / I’ll fuck all your cousins I’ll butcher your bruises / I’ll butter your muffins I’m better than you / cause I’m better than nothing So fuck you and you / cause you fuckin’ disgusting verse two. linoleum emporium / linoleum knife ebola explora like / like Dora got swiped Napoleon blown apart / Napoleon Dynamite ownin’ a lonely heart / mix purp with the cyanide I’m more of a loser / than I am an artist but once I confuse you / you’ll think I’m the smartest an aardvark a martyr / I’m talkin’ ’bout Arthur an arduous odyssey / the life of a LARPer some carpet and berber / I’m knifin’ a NARCer I’ll carve her and burn her / and knife Stephen Harper sci-fi fetishistic / I’m Fett up in lipstick crossdressin’ and messin’ / around in the cockpit go down like a junky / syringe of the spunk thee fine art of spanking / or spanking the monkey you’re ratchet and clanking / you’re busted and clunky you’re bitch come’n thank me / when she come to suck me
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intro. how much old man dick you suck to get cast in this piece of garbage movie? did they tell you to act like some soulless basic ho with a twig stuck up her coochie? cause you do that shit real well. remember that part where I threw up in my mouth a little? cause your stank ass puss entered the room? BOOM! That wasn’t no act! verse. too flat chested to titty fuck, bitch, you were my pity fuck! you wet diaper in bed, bitch, you are a shitty fuck! you ain’t never been pretty, you ain’t never been witty! imma chop off your head, cause your head game is shitty! imma shit down your neck – why the fuck would I bite it? because if I sucked your blood, bitch, I’d get hepatitis! bitch, you on some bestiality shit; nasty flea infested clit; werewolf boy toy sniffin asshole; pussy full of dog dick! ho, you couldn’t pay me to fuck that slit; wouldn’t touch that gash with a tampon! better wax that upper lip; too fugly to fuck with the lamp on! so your dad’s a cop? I’m take him to slaughter! ain’t no muslim – still won’t fuck a pig’s daughter! trying to baby trap me, wannabe vampire yuppie? go fuck your furry boyfriend; have a litter of puppies! you said you couldn’t get pregnant, but you a lying slut! I’d rather dig up your dead mother; bust a nut in her butt! hook. i’m immortal and rich you’re a whore and bitch you’re dad is a cop so that make you a snitch i’m immortal and rich you’re a whore and bitch you got canine aids your blood makes me sick bridge. let’s see you twist those skinny lips like you got some shit pasted under your nose making some sniffy, little, baby sounds ho face looking like a cutting board beat with some ugly stick imma pass on that ass so fast it’ll make your head spin bitch
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04:46
intro. Thot Team Epic; who the fuck is you? You’re outta luck; whatcha gonna do? Well fuck ya hoes; and ya mama too! The project blows; get the reference dude! Thot Team Epic; who the fuck is you? You’re outta luck; whatcha gonna do? Well fuck ya hoes; and ya mama too! The project blows; get the reference dude! verse one. I’ve mastered the art of the asshole, the Bastard, The dickhead, the douchebag, the sarcastic last word! A password assassin; a class in disaster: The dog had it’s day, bitch; so go fuck your master! I’m cheatin’ on death, while I’m cheatin’ my taxes; I’m fappin’ to dick pics, or it never happened! You joke and you’re laughin,’ while I’m fuckin’ your whore; I’m your Richard McBeef; your Cho Seung-Ouiji Board! I’m your V-tech reject; Sofa King Wee Todd Ed: You still got V-card; your drapes are un-parted, So pardon my Frenches, and “tailler mon pipe.” My lead pipe Adventure Time puts bitches to sleep! All the hoes the I’ve fucked; all the place I’ve been; All the booze that I’ve drunk; all the drugs? I’m a fiend! I’m no better or worse than me, so don’t let ’em tell ya! Cause I’m Nunchuck Bitch, but I’m also Nursehella! hook. It’s the Thot Team, Thot Team! We fuckin’ epic, and we get the cream! So get the reference cause we ain’t no meme! The effervescence is so fresh and clean! It’s the Thot Team, Thot Team! We fuckin’ epic, and we get the cream! So get the reference cause we ain’t no meme! The effervescence is so fresh and clean! verse two. Ignited a movement; others are washed, alone. Didn’t even know I had students, but they Watched the Throne! Modern anime rappers demonstrated I’m not alone While I kept hustlin’ past disasters until I could cop a home! Jacket-Kun/Otaku Jesus here to switch the thesis: My Bandcamp subscribers are disciples; true believers! Show love like Hideo Kojima has for Norman Reedus! These bars for my NEETS and fujos; not for normal readers! Shoujo n’ Shonen? No, it’s Onna to Otoko, And me n’ Nunchuck are the only ones with a dope flow! So impolite to say? But we really can’t sugar coat, bro: We kept it hype all day while everyone else was one note! Held F for respects for all of our competition, Losing sight of the war, too focused on little missions! Demons to our core; we never do little fission: Critical on the critics, obliterated by writtens! hook. It’s the Thot Team, Thot Team! We fuckin’ epic, and we get the cream! So get the reference cause we ain’t no meme! The effervescence is so fresh and clean! It’s the Thot Team, Thot Team! We fuckin’ epic, and we get the cream! So get the reference cause we ain’t no meme! The effervescence is so fresh and clean! verse three. David Berkowitz: son of the same Sam: Finger fuck ya mom; get beat to death with the same hand! Make an aquarium, straight outchea gang land: Turn your little crip walk straight to a rain dance! Blood in the streets, talking – flood atcha feet – Opening in drawers in morgues, looking for somethin’ to eat! This is August underground; well, at least for police The floor boards won’t bleed; man, they bleed for the meek! I’m unwashed; mainline with a stranger, Then we fuck like dogs; boy, I must like raw! Freebase picked me up like a bus line, y’all: I take the bus line y’all, then I bust mine off! I fuckin’ ate the face of white devils; cut mine off; Ruined a brand new shirt; blood won’t run right off. I beat my shit til it’s soft: nail my dick to a cross! “Life is gay as fuck?” Bitch, this is the Real, god! hook. Thot Team Epic; who the fuck is you? You’re outta luck; whatcha gonna do? Well fuck ya hoes; and ya mama too! The project blows; get the reference dude! It’s the Thot Team, Thot Team! We fuckin’ epic, and we get the cream! So get the reference cause we ain’t no meme! The effervescence is so fresh and clean! outro. Number one, no asterisk; check it: here’s the ass to kiss, And everything we ever do turns into a massive hit! Cause I’m Nunchuck Bitch: imma scotch guard your itch, Cause I’m rockin’ the block with a cock in your bitch! Y’all’re fake, and we’re the clique! Hella shakes; ya know we spit! Anonymous yet novelists; top of every shopping list! So don’t talk to the cops, cause imma pop like my pops, And my team is epic: got brain like ya thots!

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released February 14, 2020

Vocals & lyrics by Danielle Prokop (Nursehella)
Instrumentals, recording, mixing & production by Karl Olson (Ultraklystron)
Additional guest vocals and lyrics on "Cody Rhodes" By Karl Olson and N. Kidd.

All songs Copyright 2019-2020.

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Nursehella Vancouver, British Columbia

Bonafide bad bitch Hella spits hard and dirty; flowing brainiac wordplay that is unapologetically offensive - often at machine gun speed. Her lyrics are testimony to a mafia daughter upbringing, and her fledgling days with the nerdcore scene, where she debued with "Nursehellentary". Influences include Kool Keith, Missy Elliot, Ol Dirty Bastay, OFWGKTA and Nirvana of course. ... more

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